Some useful excuses for failing programmers
Strange....
This has worked before...
There are only a few more things that need fixing...
How could that happen...?
This has to be a hardware problem...!
You simply have to be doing something wrong...
I never changed anything in that file...!
Yes, it will be ready by...
You must have gotten hold of an older version of...
That is nothing but a "beaty problem"...
I'm almost done with that...
Yes, as soon as I've had time to include the latest changes...
It does take some time...!
We just have a small problem with the memory allocation...
We just have a small problem with the access times...
We are just about to ensure that functionality...
I cannot test everything...!
This can not affect that...!
I though I already fixed that...?!
It's already there - I just haven't tested it yet...
Actually it works fine, it just doesn't seem that way...
(Last update, 15 May 2001)